Friday Fun - Things You Never Want to Hear Lindsay Lohan Say About Your Book
1. "Dude Paris said one of her cell mates gave her a copy in jail and it changed her life. I think it might have been Phil Spector. I think it worked for him too....his hair is soooo much better."
2. "Damn this book is a like a real book with words and stuff. The way Britney talked about it I thought it was a pop up book."
3. Well I was going to buy The Secret because I hear it's hot but Amazon had this Ripple Effect book on clearance and you know I gotta watch the dollars since the vodka endorsement deal kinda fell through."
4. "The Ripple Effect is so thin it sort of reminds me of myself. Plus...and this is huge! It fits perfectly between my ankle and my rehab monitoring device."
5. "Crap its either read this to get my life on track or go on Dr. Phil."
6. "You know I heard Ripple Effect and I thought it was a new kind of bartenders guide or something. I have read nearly the whole damn thing and I have yet to find one recipe. Definitely not giving it four stars."
7. "I think I might get my agent to op this for my next film project. I wonder if we could fit an elephant into the script. I love elephants....especially pink ones."
8. "Dude have you seen the author? The guy is like old! I mean he is like 36 or something!"

